Wednesday, October 15, 2008

United Airlines Suck

I'm on my way to Traverse City, Michigan with hopes of getting to the casino a little early!! I planned on losing some cash tonight but United Airlines decided to save me some money and keep me in the O'Hare Airport for 6 hours. By the time I get to Traverse city I will have had all the Starbucks and peanut M&Ms I can handle. I think I am gonna get drunk. I always wanted to be the guy they throw of the plane and send to a hotel to sleep it off. Maybe I'll just stay in Chicago tonight and go to Joes bar on Weed Street and say hi to Ed the owner.
So I got drunk and missed my plane. United changed terminals on me and decided not to tell me. They changed the gate from f2 to b22. If you have ever been in the O'Hare airport you would know that it takes 25 mins to walk that distance and 15 mins to run. I had 12 mins to get to the right gate. I ran as fast as I could, lungs burning, heart pumping, legs shaking only to find that I missed the plane by 3 mins.
Stuck in Chicago!!! Shit. Take a cab to Northbrook and stay at the Radisson. Thank god the Hotel bar stayed open an extra hour for me!! What a day!! 8 hours in the O'Hare airport and I have to go again tomorrow. United Airlines suck.

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